I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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