The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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