Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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