help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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