Sober January is a disaster.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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