I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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