It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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