I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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