my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
God, I missed his penis.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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