Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I party with great urgency now.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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