Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Of course I have a pirate flag
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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