Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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