Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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