At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Watching her eat just hurts me
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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