there was a trapeze. enough said
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
