Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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