ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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