He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
