shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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