I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The air was thick with penises
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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