you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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