Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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