No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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