the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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