too bad you live with your parents still
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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