Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I party with great urgency now.
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