Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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