he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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