I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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