in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just cropdusted the office
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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