why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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