he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My life is pants optional.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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