The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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