We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she told me i tasted like america
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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