if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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