All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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