508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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