It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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