I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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