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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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