ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.