Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS