Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
She's the barista slut.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister