Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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