Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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