Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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