Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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