just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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