No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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