gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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