i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
well you can't waste a boner
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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