Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
