So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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