that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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