when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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