Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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