The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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